Hi there! Don't judge me, I'm random.

porkrub:

Someone should just cut it off and run

(Source: yrdeadbeatboyfriend)

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris)

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

bunrobot:

cupcakemichi:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

he is unstoppable

how did you get he from this

there is literally not a single pronoun or gender identifier of any kind in the post

there are hundreds of comments on this post referring to me as ‘he’ and you are the first to call that out. thank you

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arisen-descant:

twistallthestix:

acoloneloftruth:

So yeah, Michael “Rage Quit” Jones sped up is a good Karkat voice, right?

IM CRYING

i’M FUCKING CRYING OMFG

(Source: colonel-sprite)

actionables:

look at this picture

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when you see it, you cannot unsee it

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it’s a woman

PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT

A WOMAN

it took me 5 minutes to find her

I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT

tags: WHAT THE SHIT + . +

shakethecobwebs:

i really need people to stop talking about mras only in terms of fedoras/being bronys/how unkempt they are, etc. because there are dudes out here looking like hollister models who need to be held just as accountable for their creepy/misogynistic behavior

and don’t get me…

Every greek demigod legend:

itsanidiom:

waywardwayland:

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(Source: lookingfornshaw)

wwhitewwand:

idk i was too lazy to put any real effort in this one
also i started drawing someone entirely else but dualscar just happened /shrugs

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

(Source: kingmunsterxvii)